Oh...hi! You found me... didn't you? Haha...

Well...it's fine. Just don't tell anyone else about me.

It's our secret now.

...Please keep it a secret.. I don't want people getting jealous...

....

...Oh, you're looking at my organs?

oh, you're interested in them? I can tell you all about them! ^^

these are their names in order: lungs, liver, kidneys, stomach, intestines, and blatter

Aw, Thank you! I bet your organs are cute too.

Oh...

I'm... missing something?

What do you mean by, "my face?"

I thought everyone's organs had their face on them. It's normal, isn't it?...

Now I feel stupid...

...Oh, but you said they are cute, so... Thank you... That makes me feel... a little better. At least I'm unique, right?

So, what types of organs do you have?

Mm-hmm...

I have all those too! And all those cells and the skin and whatnot and the stuff that's not in my torso, too. (My brain's not pictured here, but I promise you he's real cute!)

Wait, what-

You say there's something... missing?

?

I don't know what you're talking about.

Do I have a *****?






That's weird.

I think I'm a bit grossed out to hear you elaborate on it. ...No thanks, I'll be fine without it.



Um, but, are you even sure that's a real organ? Like... you haven't seen it up close, have you?



You really believe what others say?

No... sorry. I don't think I believe that.

I've seen all my organs and I guarantee you that thing doesn't even exist. Sorry.

humans sure are stupid...